• leofitzisms:

    according to hetero dating law the girl shouldn’t pay for her meal which, logically, means that if two girls go on a date together nobody pays and they get everything for free but the catch is that they have to stand the whole time bc no one can pull out a chair

    (via kardashiansfuckyeah)

  • champagnepadre:

    samsung phone: *charges wirelessly, waterproof, screen doesn’t crack*
    me: ……anyway *buys the iphone 17s plus lavender edition*

    (via kardashiansfuckyeah)

  • celticpyro:

    ohmygil:

    superherofeed:

    Batman vs Deadpool

    Lawful Good vs Chaotic Neutral

    10/10 casting choice.

    (via jigglypuffsvevo)

  • thesnobbyartsyblog:

    2jam4u:

    bishopmyles:

    lordjoshbass:

    thesnobbyartsyblog:

    thesnobbyartsyblog:

    That’s the spirit bro, positive thinking.

    Welp

    image

    image

    well well well

    lmao

    image

    Hmmmm….

    image

    (via may)

  • 997:

    history being made

    (via jigglypuffsvevo)

    • Reporter: What is 2+2?
    • Donald Trump answers the question: "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."
  • billiehollibae:

    embossedsilk:

    im crying like omg

    I’m tired

    (via sonoanthony)

  • pettyrevenge:

    This girl in high school was threatening to beat me up, kept talking shit about me, and kept talking to my boyfriend and even tried to get with him multiple times. So I went to the guidance office and cried about how she was such a good friend of mine and had a drug problem and needed help. Never bothered me again.

    (via calif4wnia)